| Mr. Wong's 15 Ways To Irritate People and Other Comical Things | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1.) If you irritate people for fun don't go to far to make them let there anger out that you have bottled inside them over dayz, weeks, or months. No stop when you know there just about to blow up and start yelling and screaming at you. 2.) Parents are the best at ignorance. 3.) The second best type of way to annoy someone is to act like your being considerate. 4.) The third best type of way to irritate someone is to give them clues onto something you want over and over. 5.) Irritation can sometimes relate into something you want to something you get. Like a pefferpot which is a middle aged women kind of shaped like that picture. A pefferpot's life ambision is to irritate, you can find them in the audience at gameshows, spending a fortune on bargains, annoying babies, and following you around. 6.) Another way of irritating people at neighboring tables by talking loudly and saying names and phrases like your rich or something. If someone does this to you wait for a pause and make a sarcastic comment. 7.) the best person that annoys and irritates is the manager, because either you don't have a tie or the socks you have on don't match. If this happens take a fork and stick it about 3/8's inside his eyesocket or else they scwaver around your table cleaning ashtrays and begging for praise. 8.) Insincerity is irritating but is a powerful weapon for today's salesman. 9.) Inaficency is irritanting bit not inaficancy itself. A bank manager irritates people by writing to theme when they owe small amounts of money. I'd advise you to write to your own bank manager and tell him he owes you money and would like to have a word with you. Also they irritate you by never paying your money back by opening the bank after you get to work and close two hours before you get out of work. 10.) Praise is so hard to get out of people so when people try so hard to get some thats how it irritates people. But our peferpots dont have to irritate to get praise or money they irritate whatever their after. 11.) Mothers are to skillful to put a ball and chain on you, its to easy to get out of it instead they put guilt and yada yada yada on you. 12.) Mechanical failures are real irritating because when pilots get bored they make mechanical stuff up and scare passengers on a planer to death for pleasure. 13.) The person MOST annoying is the man who interviews you for a job. 14.) Television people can irritate really well by getting people to be NFL Newscasters and bore you to death, and by producing real cheap programs. 15.) Whatever you do to seem to irritate someone is to try to do it accidentially and the best people at doing that are PARENTS. These stanzas were made up by the twisted mind of Mr. Wong (Thats not my real name only my peeps know that) and are to mean no harm to people that I talk about in here they are just hear for amusment and get a quick laugh. If your still not satisfied GET OVER IT IT'S A FREE COUNTRY! Jerry Seinfeld Says.... What is the deal with carrot cake I mean it's nt like they put carrots into the cake, Come on! What is the deal with shirts I mean why do they call it a shirt it doesn't shirt, Come on! What is the deal with cab drivers I mean why do they smell like BO is it the pine stuff inside the car they give you like strawberry there's a new BO he says. I mean do they take showers or is it one of those shifts where they get in the car and drive all day and night, Come on! What is the deal also with cab drivers tests now a days to be a cab driver all you have to have is a face, I mean they show the driving people their drivers license and bam your a cab driver, Come on! What is the deal with cab drivers I mean it's like you don't even know these people that are driving you around and you automatically think to yourself yeah they had driving school I trust them, I mean how do you trust them what is your life one big joke. HAHA I am going die the cab driver is doing 90 m.p.h. on a turnpike theres something I never would try but I still trust him, Come on! What is the deal with airplanes I mean you go sit in the coach seats and the stuardist always has to close the drap between the first class and coach people and then she always has to give you that look like if you worked a little harder I wouldn't have to be doing this, Come On! What is the deal with airplane bathrooms I mean it's like your own little private bathroom at your house it has everything that a big bathroom has it even has things that I never seen before in a real bathroom like a razar dispensor what is that I mean do they think people shave that much, Come on! What is the deal with phones I mean now-a-days people just call to leave messages like when I called someone I said Oh...........your home.........um.....I...I...I..was going to leave you a message bye, Come on! Lastly what is the deal with late night shows I mean their so persuading that when I watch them once they were selling knife-o-meter which cut and measured stuff they are so persasive that I even bouht one, Come on! Allright thank you Jerry Seinfeld now lets here a big applause for him (silence) Jerry: Come On! THE WONG AWARD This is where you can win "THE WONG AWARD" which is an award where something is given to you for answering fun questions. All you have to do is answer these 10 questions! Directions- Email me and tell me the movie to each line. Email address is below. 1.) I'd better not you see I got what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem I used to grab bear claws when I was a kid two at a time and get them launched in this region around here... 2.) I volunteer to put this old bird out of her missery, Cletus don't you dare talk about momma like that. No no no you don't have to protect me from cletus come on all it is is a short walk right over here, come on, you be limping back you walk over but you'll be limpin back. Don't lt the gray hair fool ya I ain't no easy winner... 3.) Well Heil Hemmil, I mean hi Himmel... 4.) You better get out of here before I blow buggers in your face and fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldabarry... 5.) Is that my gun that is my gun... 6.) Only thing you need to study is your ass I got a big ass your moma's got a big ass, CLETUS, you do have a big ass your asses are a big in our family and you have to get used to that. I don't care what diet you go on you can sew up your stomach and your ass but you'll always be fat... 6.) Ni "Ahh" Ni 7.) Stella Stella 8.) Whats you talkin about Willis ( it is on a movie)... 9.) My boy ain't going to school or playin no fooseball... 10.) Adrine Adrine! My daily quotes and comical stanzas for... 3/8/99 I think they ought to let guys like Jeffrey Dahmer off with a warning. They do it with speeding tickets. Sometimes all a guy needs is a good talkking to. Why don't they say," Listen, Jeff. Knock it off! Nobody thinks your funny. Eat one more guy and we're comin' after ya." | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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